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What's it like to be Married?August 13, 2004-  I'm sitting at the local cafe' with my boyfriend of 1 and a half months.  I'm starving from skipping breakfast and order me a large sandwich and a coffee.  Brent orders water.  He was sweating and breathing nerviously.  It was really odd.  He'd never acted like that around me.  I thought he was going to break up with me. HAH!  I finish my sandwich and suddenly I hear a...marching band.  Yes, a marching band.  A group of about 15 middle aged men came thru the cafe playing the wedding song.  I looked around for the lucky co What's it like to be Married?
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+To Brent with all my Heart+July 4,2004  6:00 pm:  God damn it.  I smeared my make up with my hand.  I wanted it to look perfect.  I want to look like a model.  I had my new mircro mini from Chanel and my favorite vintage tie up top with lime pumps.  I did look like a model and I loved it.  Michelley's and mines party is gonna be the party of the year.  We had taken so much time to set up and design the the house.  We changed the sheets, put out candoms, we had candles, drinks, chips, food and all the stuff a college party should have.  I knew I was going to have a great +To Brent with all my Heart+
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My Father. Who is he?Why is it that I didn't have a strong relationship with my parents?  Just how things came and I am partly glad for it.  It shaped who I am today, and I truely love who I became.  Not to boast or anything.   
If you read my story of my mother, you know my relationship with her.  But you haven't heard the half of it. My father.  If it wasn't for his penis I wouldn't be here today.  I would not be in UCLA, I wouldn't be typing this or anything.  Finding him was so important to me that nothing and I mean nothing was going to stop me.     
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Call me-Part 2 OxfordJune 10 was one of the most fun, yet one of the most traumatizing moments in my life.  One word- Shaq.  I needed to know where he was, what he was doing, I couldn't live with this curiosity.  I just couldn't.    It started on June 8-  I landed in the UK around midnight and got off my plane.  It was so different and so much culture around here, but I had one main goal; find Shaq.  I must, I couldn't have anything stop me no matter what.  I went to my hotel I had reservations at.  I slept til around 3 am til I awoke to a slight noise outside.  I Call me-Part 2 Oxford
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Mon Oct 11, 2004, 7:55 PM
Hey everyone,
I am back to DA. Let's just say the new school years been quite hectic for me. I have all new classes. With great teachers (except for one) and they are all pretty simple. I am starting to get his whole college thing ya know. I found me a new man. Names Brock. We've been going strong for about a week now. My mother is having a party for the whole family this weekend. Meaning, I finally get to meet all the family I have never meet before! I am starting to enjoy my life and the ride I have to take to get to where I am going!
CIAO.
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  • Current Residence: My wonderfully decorated room with my room Brandi in UCLA. Los Angeles, Californ.I.A. Sun and Beach.
  • Interests: My studies. My school and educating myself to the fullest extent. Oh yeah and sex, and alcohol. :D
  • Favourite movie: Swimfan, Once Upon a Time, Barney, Erotica Castle, The Big Bounce, Nine Mile, and anything by S.King
  • Favourite band or musician: I love you Sean Paul, Biggie, Fat Joe, 50 Cent, Ying-Yang Twins, Lil John and Eastside Boys. FUCK!
  • Favourite genre of music: Rap, Hip-Hop, Rock, Classical, Pop, Country, Emo, Hardcore Bitching Rock, Slayer, Bach and Mozart.
  • Favourite artist: Everyone I watch. If I watch you, that must mean your good or I haven't discovered you yet. ROCK ON
  • Favourite poet or writer: ItsyBitsyKitsy rocks hard core bitch ass mother fucker. Of course, myself. I love you Mandy...
  • Favourite photographer: Same as above, If I DevWatch you for your photography, chances are you are really good. ROCK ON!
  • Favourite style of art: I enjoy reading poems and prose. (Yes, I read them) I also enjoy photography and digital stuff.
  • Operating System: I have a good computer. Well, actually it's my roomies. She never uses it, so it's mine.
  • MP3 player of choice: I don't even have a scanner, a digital camera, what are the chances of me having an MP3 player?
  • Shell of choice: Shell? Do you mean the kind of gasoline, or the kind you find at the beach? I dunno what else is.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Brandi, my roomie, and THE. SLUT. loves the color WHITE (BORING!!) So, I guess White is my favorite
  • Skin of choice: Skin of choice? Do you mean literally? Because if you do, I like my men dark.I'm not racist though
  • Favourite game: I love games. Nude ones especially. Nude poker, football, golf, baseball, basketball and tennis.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Gaming platform? I guess grass, dirt, cement, anything else that is used for gaming flooring...
  • Favourite cartoon character: Donald duck, Barns, I don't watch many cartoons I guess. I guess Nemo's awesome too. NEMO!!!
  • Personal Quote: "Can I suck on your Candy?" and "Wanna sleep with a hot sexy Mandy Candy, cause I lov
  • Tools of the Trade: Tools? I guess pencils. Eraser. Computer. Anything else I use to write my shit. OH YEAH CAMERA!

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!ZABUZA90:iconZABUZA90: Mar 26, 2006, 3:31:50 PM
I like sex to :drool:

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*Vampirella87:iconVampirella87: Nov 5, 2005, 4:41:42 AM
Hello,
I recognized that, although I have over 1500 watchers, my deviations are viewed about 500 times.
That means a lot of my watchers aren't looking at my stuff anymore.
If you read this, please reply to it so I know who to remove from my friends/watchlist and who not.
You also count as an "active watcher" if you're just stalking me (only looking, not commenting/faving).
If I don't get a response to this comment within 5 days I'll remove you from my watchlist, knowing either your account is inactive or you just lost interest in me.
Thank you for your time :)

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~VanityWhore:iconVanityWhore: Mar 8, 2005, 4:49:20 PM
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~rproductionimpossibl:iconrproductionimpossibl: Sep 13, 2004, 6:17:49 AM
you have 1593 pg views. 1 + 5 + 3 = nine. love potion number nine heh.
~Disasterpiece666:iconDisasterpiece666: Sep 6, 2004, 9:54:54 AM
hey thanks for addig me to your watchers! i appreciate it, i'll repay the avor :)

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~BishoujoAda:iconBishoujoAda: Sep 6, 2004, 9:45:03 AM
Thanks for the :+fav: :dance: :boogie:

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~TehMuffinMistress:iconTehMuffinMistress: Sep 6, 2004, 12:43:55 AM
thank you for the friends list addy thingy n_n -hug-

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~mandymalorner:iconmandymalorner: Sep 4, 2004, 10:44:16 PM
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Mandy MaLorner
is a Non-Fiction Writer
is Female
is a deviant since Aug 29, 2003, 12:57 PM
has 1,300 pageviews
is located in United States

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666Come On Baby, Can I suck on your candy?999
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